“So, this past August, I went to Florida for a week, just for vacation, kind of a last ‘hurrah’ before summer ended. We rented a house with some of our good family friends. [Outside,] there was this wall, and I was standing on it. It was pretty high up. I went to step down onto a plastic chair, fell through the chair, and cut open my leg. I got stuck in the remains of the chair, fell onto the concrete, and got a really bad bruise on my side. That was pretty embarrassing. I wanted to say it was a shark attack; but no, I fell through a chair.”

(Junior)