“Freshman year, during The Little Mermaid musical, I was sitting, waiting for my cue for the finale, and a bunch of the ensemble kids were just sitting on the floor. Now-graduated Evan Kuiper was fake punching everyone, and he fake punched me, goes to now cast member [senior] Elena Nasser, and legit punches her in the face, like head-on. Her face was beaming red, and it was probably one of the funniest things ever.”

(Senior)